Tesla - Scottsdale, Arizona

Adam

Performance:This beast doesn't just accelerate; it catapults you into the future. Zero to sixty in what feels like a blink, making you question the laws of physics. It's like being shot out of a cannon, but with less gunpowder and more "Oh, we're going green!"

Design: Sleek, sexy, and screaming "I'm from the future," the design is as aerodynamic as a bird that's really good at being a bird. Elon and his team didn't just design a car; they crafted a statement. "Look at me, I'm saving the planet while looking fabulous."

Technology: Inside, it's like the bridge of the Starship Enterprise, but instead of exploring space, you're exploring the road with Autopilot that's creepily good at driving. The screen? Think of it as your personal cinema, but instead of popcorn, you get instant torque.

Efficiency:Here's where it gets juicy. This dual-motor setup isn't just about power; it's about efficiency too. Regenerative braking that makes you feel like you're stealing energy from the universe itself. And the range? Far enough to make you forget about gas stations, which, let's be honest, are just sad little monuments to our fossil-fueled past.

Sound: Or rather, the lack thereof. It's like driving a whisper. No roaring engine, just the sweet, sweet sound of silence, punctuated by the occasional "Did we just teleporSustainability: Driving this feels like giving Mother Earth a high-five. "Hey, remember all those emissions? Yeah, we're done with that." It's not just a car; it's a lifestyle choice that says, "I care about the planet, but I also want to go really, really fast."

The Experience:Owning a Tesla dual-motor isn't just about driving; it's about joining a cult of speed, tech, and environmental consciousness. You don't just own it; you become part of a narrative where every drive is a chapter in the saga of "How I Saved the World While Looking Cool."

In conclusion, the Tesla dual-motor isn't just a car; it's a lifestyle, a statement, and a bit of a rebellion against the old ways of motoring. It's for those who want to ride into the future, not just watch it happen. So, if you're in the market for a vehicle that's more spaceship than car, look no further. This is your ride. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and a lot of fun.

Jerry Ferguson

First of all, I'm a huge Elon fan. Having said that, I was dissapointed with the employee here I interacted with. I told him my son had just bought a Model 3 and asked about the tires on the Cybertruck. He didn't know the size. Then I told him I had watched the Tucker Carlson Cybertruck video, that it made me interested in it, and he cut me off and said "I don't know what that is", said it twice. Seriously? How does a Tesla sales employee not know about one of the biggest promotions there has ever been for Tesla? Anyway, the attitude I got was dismissive to say the least. Elon, screen your sales guys better!

Yre Ana

I was contacted for test drive as a day 1 reservation holder for Model 3. When I asked questions about base model which won't be delivered until next year rep assumed that was what I am interested in and he said that test drives were only if looking to buy in the near future. However I let him know that I am in the market for a new car and would need to test drive to even determine if I would keep my reservation all together. He agreed to schedule test drive. I made it to test drive appointment and was assigned someone different than the person that originally called me. She offered great customer service and took me on test drive. I wished that test drive was on freeway. However, local streets did not take away from showcasing car. I appreciate the no pressure approach to car selling. I was able to go home to think through my options and returned a week later for a second test drive. This second test drive was scheduled on the way to the location so I appreciated that it was able to be accommodated so quickly. I was even allowed to share test drive with my guest. Rep from first test drive even contacted me during the week after first test drive and I was able to text her with questions especially as options were changing. Rep did a great job of answering all questions. I was so impressed with test drive and service that I placed order after second test drive. Rep even helped me submit off menu option order. Now just waiting for update on order status. I will update review as I continue with the buying process.

T J

Racist and condescending employee's that don't want you to ask questions and will talk to you as if you don't understand the car buying experience. Get ready for them to say your difficult because that's how they look at us as soon as we walk through the door. They love to spin this narrative and it's sad. Do your homework let's not forget that years many moons ago it was black people that saved Cadillac by purchasing their cars.

I am Jim Smith

Walled in, was ignored for awhile because they were busy. Then as I asked for a test drive, I was told they stop at 530. Hmm, I was there before 530 but wasn't helped until after. Some displays need attention as they're looking worn.

Allison Pressey

My teenage son and I entered the 'Tesla store' in the mall... And I was greeted with... "What type do you have?" Who says that I should have asked him today.... What type do you have? Very rude. He is an employee. Why so arrogant? I rarely write reviews, but this review is warranted. If I drove a Tesla, why would I walk into a mall store Tesla to look at one. Ridiculous experience. We walked out.

Mike Gibbs

Like everything else this company not dependable. On the Web says it’s open till 9 PM At 7:40 PM they are closed

Kenneth Agee

I prepaid for the self-driving package years in advance, and finally, I got just a  beta version, a few weeks later I was hit by a car, and the Tesla immediately caught fire. The car was totaled, so I decided to go down and buy a new Tesla. I was surprised to find out that now they want an additional $15,000 prepaid for self-driving software,  even though I had bought it before and never got to use it.
I complained over and over and got the BS that it was impossible to transfer to a new vehicle. Like an idiot, I bought a new Model S,  Then I was in shock to find out just days later after delivery that Tesla is offering a transfer of self-driving software now if you buy  Tesla this quarter. All the salesperson had to do is tell me to wait like five days. but they kept up the lie, no transferring.

But the greedy Elon/Tesla still won't transfer mine.  No appreciation for returning clients. I will never buy a Tesla Again.

FYI the 405-mile range is more like 250.

Also, the cars catch fire very easily/

Advice, never ever pay the $15,000 for self-driving, if you get hit or car burns you're out the $15,000 for the software, even after only one day, and insurance companies do not cover the software

So very disappointed in Tesla and Elon.